WITCHES THAT STEAL AT NIGHT

THE MYSTERY GLASSES

See me see wahala oooo. Just this morning we found out that some spirits from the pit of hell didn't want the progress of my mother and my family at large and they decided to show it off by stealing my mum's reading glasses just minutes before she was supposed to read her bible in the morning.
Maybe am going way too far with this or not, why don't I let you be the judge of that. Here is a story of how it happened;

So I woke up this morning to find my mom searching under my bed as early as 5am.What could she be looking for I wondered, then she asked me,

"Have you seen my pair of glasses?"

I answered in the negative and she asked again

"are you absolutely sure?"

I was like, I don't get it, did I take your glasses in my dream, I thought.

My sister also got the same interrogation immediately she woke up, she also said she hadn't said anything.

"This people have come again!...... They don't want me to read my bible this morning abi? No problem,i know what to do!".

INSTANT BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Now I was confused more than ever,who did she think took her glasses? Witches?...i stiffed a giggle and asked her, I got the killer look, that one African parents usually give in public when they feel you've messed up, like collecting food from your neighbor or laughing too much with the opposite sex for those who are older, lolzzz....

OK, back to my story, she used her old one-eyed pair of glasses and two rechargeable lamps to read her bible while still complaining. Dad didn't even bat an eyelid, he obviously thought if she searched hard enough she'd find it. When she was done, she had me send a text message to a pastor, a prophet and our overseer. wow! This was getting serious i thought. To cut the story short, the prophet told her to search for the pair of glasses again carefully, surprisingly she found it....

HALLELUJAH!

But i got the blame cause where she found it, I had already searched and didn't see it. God knows i searched,wonder why I didn't see it. Anyways, thank God the glasses were found, case closed. But yet again, my sister asked,

"could it be possible,witches took it and returned it?"

I laughed and answered,

"No one knows for sure, but one thing I know is that half the bottle of anointing oil she poured on the pair of glasses was enough to protect her from whatever the 'witches' did to her glasses.

I pray for you all out there, May no witch or spirit hijack your glasses or even car keys.

Better start shouting Amen....

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