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Pointers that you need to go and Marry

I came across the #GoAndMarry trend on twitter and decided to do a compilation of pointers based on different cultures and characteristics that you are running out of time to marry or that simply you are getting older and should be proud of it  ( Should you?)
 The first on my series is Nigerian movies so while the tailor is taking your measurements for the next ashoebi you are partaking in, sit back and ask yourself Why haven't I gotten married yet?

If you have watched any of these Nigerian movies, you need to go and marry ASAP

1. Living in Bondage
2. Taboo
3. Nneka the pretty serpent

Or any other 1990s blockbuster in their category


From the faces of the actors alone, You should have known how old you have gotten by now. Even Kanayo O. Kanayo looks like an eligible bachelor here.

Your case should be worse if you did see any of these movies on the black and white boxed up television.



Just kidding though, stay at home until your father puts your name and picture on OLX.

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